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The strongest friendship is when a Celeste meets an Ali
Our friendship is like a celeste and ali
Smart individual with high standards with getting things done, he is loyal and worth to carry out tasks, get on the wrong side of haroon ali and you shall wish you was dead!
He is such a lovely haroon ali
When you’re giving him head and then when he’s cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls
I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!
autistic child who is also a drug addict (cocaine+heroin). he also suffers from frequent delusions which often lead to psychosis. the most common delusion is that of the impending lizard people invasion, aswell as the existance of 'bill cipher', a character from childrens Tv show 'Gravity falls'. Ali Mirza requires constant supervision and needs to be sedated immediately if he gets out of control
David: "yo this kid is austistic Af and he is obsessed with lizards"
John: "reminds of Ali Mirza"
Ali essa is type of person who will befriend you just to use you, and he sucks mad dick for free and likes dick shoved far deep in his ass and gets railed on the daily by oiled up smurfs
person a: why is Ali essa going to the bathroom a lot ?
person b: didn't you know? he is giving out free gwak gwak 3000 ultra "yummy wiener yummy in my tummy" pro max limited edition there
This dude is very VERY NICE, helps you become a better person. Ali is a very intelligent guy, he has the brain of einstein but also a brain of a 1 year old kid who's been hit with a bus 57 times. He has difficulties making people stay with him because nobody understand how pure he is. He loves making friends and is very social. He's been through so much and can go through any obstacles whatsoever. He is basically an all-rounder in everything. He wants to marry a car and make smaller supras in future.
"Omg Look, that's the dude who got engaged to a car, Ali Khan!!!!!
"Ali Khan, please help me with homework, you are very good at physics"