come on mate

A colloquial slur to inform one to 'get ones act together'

Can be used in any situation to spur on some sort of activity where activity is due.

*lion sleeping in its enclosure*

Paying Zoo Attendee: Come on mate!

Friend 1: Umm i might have cheated on my gf last night
Friend 2: Awwhh come on mate...

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clit mate

term used to describe two female friends who hang out excessively, to the point of disturbing others

Jerf: Hey Jason, what's with Patty and Amina? They're always together?

Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates

Jerf: Lol nigga, lol

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Zwack Mate

He fiinneee

if u have him u should never let him go.

omg u have a Zwack Mate?! You should never let him go!

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mating market

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.

Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.

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jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

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waa mate

word widely used to convey overjoy and excitement

Joey : "Hey mom Im having Kyle round for dinner"
Mom : "The brownhaired 20 year old amateur league footballer?"
Joey : "urrr yeah"
Mom : "waaaaaa mate"

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Soul Mate

A phrase that you absolutely do not want thrown around when you're in a long distance relationship, planning to break up with your girlfriend. Just the imagery of the word popping up in a text message or on paper makes you cringe, because it spawns the idea of spending the rest of your life passively unhappy, unwilling to admit to her that you're not happy because you're afraid of hurting her feelings. Though, you don't know why that's much of a factor in the situation, because you've dumped her four times before, but she always manages to creep back into your life. Time after time, after time.

"You're my soul mate, baby, and I love you."

"I think I have diarrhea."

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