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A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.
I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.
The action of a man shooting cum on their friend after sex.
Him: hey we been friends for awhile now and I’d like to share my ropes of friendship with you
Her: what’s that?
Him: it’s when we fuck as friends and I shoot some ropes of cum on you as a token of our friendship.
Her: game
A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.
One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.
A drive powered by pure friendship in order to travel between systems and planets
Originates from the game Elite:Dangerous and the ship’s voice when you engage your FSD(Frame Shift Drive)
Friendship drive charging. Scanning ship for signs of friendliness.
An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.
Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.
*hugs*
Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.
FRIENDSHIP HIBERNATION is when you avoid being with friends for a long period of time especially when you want to find peace for yourself or explore things on your own
Im in a friendship hibernation right now.