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A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.
Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone
Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
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Used to say to your homies that
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned
Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
Ron: I started up the Xbox. You do the first song. Did you get the beers?
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly
This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
Time bombing is when you intentionally comment on an old photo on someone's Facebook profile as if it's current. The older, the better. This forces Facebook to make it appear in the current news feed and typically prompts awkward comments from other friends who think they are commenting on new pictures.
When someone is time bombing you, you'll get notifications from friends with comments like:
"When did you color your hair green!"
"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"
"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"
"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"
A measurement of existence that would baffle Galileo Galilei. One warps into this time frame, too late to turn back. The turn of events cannot be recreated the same way twice. Involved is a Barry, not just the common Barry, found under the hood of a vehicle making it better. Easily spotted: shirtless or wearing a neon safety vest, muddy cowboy boots, grease covered, a googly eyed floozy popping out from the shadows. They love when he tips his hat and gives a Southern wink of his eye. He says, "Stay right there, I'll right back", and some wait days, afraid to go piss in fear of missing his return. On Barry Time, what takes an hour, with a quick blink and a tilted "What the fuck just happened" expression on one's face and Poof! two days have flown by! "What were we thinking" moments and "How did we survive that" memories guaranteed. Consider bringing: beverage, popcorn, tools, portable chargers, and a pocket knife (or three). Cancel your agenda for the days after to recover from WTF Whiplash and to ease your muscles from pushing a vehicle at some point or climbing in, on, over, or under a vehicle. Side effects in back to back occurrences are not yet studied, but as a first hand survivor I suggest spacing them out. To avoid reoccurrence, watch for an onset of feelings like being untouchable, invincible, or overly excited like a juvenile delinquent. Not just women, men too are subject to his Texas smile and silver tongue. The White Rabbit ain't got shit on Barry.
Floozy #1: Have you seen Barry?
Floozy#2: He should be right back, he left three days ago.
Floozy #1: So you're saying there's a chance!? I'll wait right here with you!
Barry Time Survivor #1: Look at them sack chasers over there ha ha, they're on Barry Time now.
Barry Time Survivor #2: Ha ha I know right, let's go to Winstar. They'll be okay till we get back.
Barry Time Survivor #1: Yup, and hey! Maybe they'll have the yard cleaned up by then too!
When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
when 2 people get together and have a good sex session
they'd not seen each other for a long time and at last it was funky time