Cum

Frosting out of your icecream rod.

I wacked my "ice-cream" cone, and my "CUM" came out.

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Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

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Cum

Dude once that sciggly thing hit her egg you are screwed

Jack , i'm cumming i'm cumming!!!!!!!!! Heidi, Jack Jack fuck me fuck me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! several months later Heidi, jack I've got some bad news i'm pregnant

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cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

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cum

sperm
or (cumed) the act of jizing

Ben:Shit!
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!

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CUM

Noun - Vulgar Slang cum /kʌm/ - the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract.
WHITE HONEY OF FEMALE, HONEY MOON, CREAM

I think I'm going to cum!

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Cummed

Its when you get happy and Cum

widepeepohappy I Cummed!

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