Shave you Asshole and send it to gram gram
Hey did you hear about may 27
No what is it about
Well you have to shave your asshole and send the hair to gram gram
It’s March 27!!
Everyone born on this day gets birthday seggs :)
Today is March 27, it’s time for birthday seggs
day your girlfriend lets you eat her out
boy 1: yo its march 27
boy 2: lemme go get my girl
boy 1: have fun !
National Gigachads Day, if you were born on this date you are The GigaChad.
He was born on march 27?! That explains the gigachad energy surrounding him!
If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.
Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!
The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.