April 29

April 29th is P*ssy day. You gotta send your boyfriend a vid of you playing with your p*ssy for 30 seconds.

Girl it’s April 29th… you better send him that vid

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April 29

Hug someone named Suzanne today

Friend- it’s April 29
Guy- So???
Friend-So you gotta hug suzzane

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January 29

Go up to your crush and ask the the big question ❤️❤️❤️💋✨🥰🥴🦋

Let’s see if you’ll get a bf/gf and if you do congrats 🎊

On January 29 meet up with your crush/lover and ask them out

Maybe you’ll get a kiss 💋💋❤️🤍🦋🥴

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January 29

Ask you the person you’ve been dying to ask 🥰

Make the move with them and ask our your crush. 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

On January 29 go up to your crush and spill the beans and tell them how much you love them…you might get a kiss 💋🥴❤️

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May 29

When a Mexican won’t go to sleep brcause he wants to win even though he knows he won’t. Typically over a game

On MAY 29 this Mexican names bot wouldn’t sleep

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february 29

National fuck your brother day

'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'

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November 29

November 29 is national Short Person Day

Tall person: yo your so small CONGRATS
Small person: why are you congratulating me?
Tall person: its november 29

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