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the 5% rule

(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.

1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.

Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!

Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.

2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !

5.215% off that new stereo!

Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)

by wwetnaojw1 June 27, 2014

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November 5

A day when bad bench scorpios are born. 😎

β€œShe was born on November 5th”

β€œWhat a bad bench. She’s so cool and hot.”

by Mrcummingsbaldhead September 6, 2021

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Roll 5

A Midwestern slang term originating in Missouri. The meaning is debated ,but it is widely believed to be an exclamatory used when one is ready to party in the most hardcore of ways. Most words however elude the true meaning of what it means to "Roll 5"

Barry: Hey Doug wanna party with Denise and the crew tonight? Maybe run a London bridge and get high?
Doug: Oh hell yeah Roll 5 baby! Let er eat!

by Foitus' Keeper July 16, 2016

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December 5

The day that everyone wears black.

Person 1: Why are you wearing all black?
Person 2:December 5th

by CharliDamelio December 2, 2019

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5 feet

2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay

"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"

by .im.gay. October 26, 2020

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5 inches

is enough bb... LMAO

Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!

by emmy_exe November 3, 2020

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


December 5

this is the day were beautiful boys and girls are born. they're not scared to say anything to your face, which is why so many people adore them

omg she going right up to that bully she is so forward, is her birthday December 5.

by and I oop sksksksks November 3, 2019

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