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national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex
:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me
January with is the International kiss on the cheek day!
Its the day where you have to kiss someone on the cheek (depending on your gender)
You have to choose a boy or girl depending on your sexuality
If your a girl and your straight you have to kiss a boy, And if your a dude and you are straight you have to kiss a girl.
And if your gay or lesbian you can kiss a boy/girl (depending on gender)
And if your bisexual or Pansexual you can choose whatever you wanna kiss! :)
Friend #1: Hey its January 5th, You know what that means :)
Friend #2: OMG it's international kiss on the cheek day!
Friend #1: Im gonna go kiss my crush now ;)
january 5th is national boobs day. share your boobs with someone ;)
someone: its january 5th yk what that means ;) *sends pics of their boobs*
5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality
January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"
they are as gay as people born on September 6th
did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay
A 5th grade girl is a person who thinks boys suck, and that they are 21 and not 10.
Joey: yo remember those 5th grade girls who were bullying us in 6th grade?
Denis: yeah they def thought they were so much older then they actually were lol