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boobs to ass cover ratio

A ratio used in project evaluation in relationship investment management.

A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.

Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.

The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as β€œlarge cup stocks”.

This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.

Bro #1: Oi Steve, have you seen the knockers on that girl right there?
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat

Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.

by InvestmentBankRejects May 29, 2010

54πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


L+ratio+try harder

What people will say if you get beaten badly in a game.

"Oh you're so bad at this game! L+ratio+try harder"

by tasssssssssssss March 7, 2023


Kill/Death Ratio Whore

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01

Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!

by The Dolly LLama May 23, 2011

18πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


ratio L bozo 69

ratio+bozo+cope+fatherless+fortnite kid+420+L+ugly+goofy ahh+get rect+get 90 on+2nd place LMAO+get a life+rock eyebrow raise+motherless=you

"ratio L bozo 69 means when a reply gets more likes then your tweet"

by [bvh9asK June 6, 2022

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Chick : Bro Ratio

The ratio of how many female friends you have, to the amount of how many male friends you have, indicating ability to attract females.

One guy: Woah, Bruun has such a high chick : bro ratio,

by lastmotherfuckerbreathing December 16, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dick to ass ratio

The ratio between the length of one's dick and the length between the scrotum and the anal region (presumably the anal opening).

That guy's dick to ass ratio is at least 13:7.

by FistingJamboree July 30, 2017

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.

How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10

Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0

Everything else is for you to decide.

by Max Power 007 December 13, 2010

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž