Random
Source Code

The usual doctor

A doctor who has been to multiple countries to serve or learn, the doctor treats you as though you are about to die but at the same time you are going to live a good life, the doctor usually has big eyes and is most of the time a big shot woman who freaking awesome and sometimes scary in colonoscopies.

The usual doctor was very interesting and I showed him this definition at my visit

by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 15, 2018


teeth doctor

Why the hell are you searching up teeth doctor it’s called a dentist dumbass

Person 1: Hey dude what’s a teeth doctor again?
Person 2: you mean a dentist?

by ArtyObject June 29, 2022


Doctor Phew

Just one of those people that would be enormously improved by death.

Here Lies Doctor Phew:
A Non-Human P.O.S.

by Serenamine October 5, 2021


Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.

"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."

by Cynical Skyline April 9, 2018


bug doctor

A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.

Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?

Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.

Inmate 1: Right on.

by Dank Shrink September 23, 2019


Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.

It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO November 16, 2018


Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021