Home house

Definition of the the house one truly considers home.
Often determined by current residence of living parents.

Example 1
-I live in Dublin, But my home house is in dundalk where my parents live and collect my mail.

Example 2
Bank: i see your applying for this loan and your residence is Lucan Co.Dublin?

Jim: Yes , but my Home house is Dundalk therefore i am eligible for the grant.

Bank: ;) wit ya! say no ,say no more. APPROVED!

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Home Run

To engage in the act of sexual intersourse, can follow the other bases but doen't have to

I scored a home run with that bitch

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funeral home

A extremely stuffy house that smells like old and dead people. YOu hve to pay to be looked at there in a coffin. Normally it is not lighted very well, and there are many creepy men in tuxedo's walking around like they are so very sad. It is the place where they keep dead bodies and clean them up. Normally it is carpeted and silent, only to be disturbed by the frequent nose blowing on the scented tissues placed all around.

A creepy place...

"DUDE! There is a funeral home across the street! I can smell it from here!"

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Home Run

When you skip to the fourth base with someone, or complete all four in quick succession.

How was last night with Linda?
It was great, hit a home run.

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Home World

A planet located somewhere in the universe that is ruled by anarchy, and contains little to no populace. It is possible that if you established internet there and uploaded copyrighted material from Earth, they couldn't do shit, since it's outside of their legal bounds.

It's also a very nice place to live.

Friend1: Ah man, my videos keep getting taken down by Viacom!
Friend2: Go to Home World. I hear you can upload anything there.
Friend1: lol wheres that
Friend2: Somewhere in the universe.

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home-pimped

where a random chav or nerd attempts to upgrade their own cars at home by adding ugly body kits, and sometimes flames. a cry out for coolness.

no1- man your car is crap
no2- naa man i home-pimped it, now it is bangin
no1- you suck.

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food at home

the most annoying phrase a mother can say

"mom! can we please go to McDonalds?"
"no sweetie, we have food at home"

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