Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.
I think you just dirty squirreled my question.
A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.
The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.
Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."
The act of having sex upside down in a closet.
Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.
Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night
Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush
Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny
The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.
Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"
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