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The hottest guy you will ever meet
Damn I always fall for stoner boys, they are so hot
fairly young women (who can afford stilettos in the first place) with reputable jobs and families who smoke weed
an example of a stiletto stoner would be 25 year old lawyer confesses to smokeing a joint in her bubble bath after a long day of work.
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The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!
Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.
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A pot smoker who has little interest in politics except when the topic of legalization comes up. They then become highly animated and rant about why it should be legalized. Their body language and speech patterns become reminiscent of Hitler giving rally speeches.
Don't get Dave started on legalization, he'll turn stoner nazi on you.
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homosexual male who smokes pot. he is usually more into the cult of marijuana than going to the gym or the latest club. he would rather buy some kickass weed than a new gucci shirt. they tend to get along very well with surfers and skateboarders.
There are lots of stoner gays in Austin, Portland and Amsterdam.
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Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense
Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me
Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire
That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.
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A person who finds a way to smoke weed every day without fail, unless they actually can't get hold of any ganja. A true stoner can be of any race or species as long as they follow the one rule above.
Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.
If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.
A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.
Legaliiiiiiize
"what do you wanna do today maan?"
"Got any gwaaan?"
"nahh man you?"
"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"
"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"
"Getting stoooooned maan"
"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"
- true stoner
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