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hair drapes

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.

"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."

by Violet Black February 19, 2014


Pineapple Hair

anixs word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house

weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair

by moonangxel June 17, 2020


Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko July 11, 2008

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Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.

Pensi Hair

by TheHylian12 August 27, 2017


Hoth hair

the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head

(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)

"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."

by Professor Echo September 8, 2014


Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.

I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018


PHK's Hair

PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.

Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"

Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"

by The Lizard Kingzzz October 11, 2011

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