Talking to Walls

an amazing and really not too hard to do activity
A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say

or, the easiest of the 2

B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.

(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)

A) Talking to her is like talking to a wall

B) If you get bored, try talking to walls

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hang it on the wall

Said when about to shake hands, but instead the hand is pulled up & away with the thumb pointed backwards while saying the phrase. Meant to be a joke, but creates mass confusion and an awkward situation instead.

Andy: “I sure am glad to meet you” (reaches out for handshake)
Roger: (quickly pulls hand away) “Hang it on the wall”

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cunt wall

A person who is a cunt and also has no purpose in life, like a wall.

Dude Laura is such a cunt wall!!!

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Latino Wall

(noun). a barrier, family, or large group of latinos that makes it difficult to move to another destination when walking in a mall or any other public area

Austin and Ryan were walking through the mall to get to the food court when they suddenly ran into a latino wall blocking their path.

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Wall Slammed

When you bone a girl so hard she ends up slammed up against the wall. Also referred to as 'Wall Slamming'.

"I hear Pete went down the whorehouse on Friday and wall slammed one of those biatches. MAN they love it when he does that."

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wall spam

wall spam are advertisements that are posted on a persons facebook wall.

wall spam example:

hey, %friendname%
did you know you can get the billboard top 100 in ringtones from...
%linktoringtoneshere%

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4th Wall

A metaphorical wall that characters in any media break by talking to the player, watcher, reader, etc.

Todd: Why do you love Deadpool so much?
Howard: Mostly because he always breaks the 4th Wall.

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