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The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.
damn you looking like a Morgan wood
the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on
"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"
The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.
I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!
Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!
The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.
This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".
"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.
Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...