A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.
Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'
A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"
When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.
Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.
"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"
When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft