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The Classical Academy is an overrated and gay high school in Colorado Springs, CO. Almost everyone that goes here couldn’t handle the pressure of going to a real public school and “fit in”, so they had their rich parents pay for them to go here. Breaking out into song and tieing sweatshirts over their shoulders is a necessity to a regular dude’s life there. All they have to boast for is an “amazing athletic program” which is par at best. They think they are the greatest at golf, but they are on top of a weak league with many newcomers rising up in the upcoming years. TCA’s soccer team nearly lost to Cañon, and they started 0-5! Moral of the story is, TCA is lame.
“Becky, look at that guy! He’s so hot.”
“Sarah, you know he goes to The Classical Academy , right?”
“Oh, I bet he has a boyfriend.”
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Ursuline Academy (UA) is an academy in Dallas,TX. They are an all-girl school. They have many courses and beautifully-designed buildings. Most girls are intelligent, cultured, pretty, nice, and fun to be around. They generally talk to Jesuit boys, but also Cistercian & St. Mark's boys. Don't let the Hockaday girls fool you with their bad talk about us!
John: Wow, I wish I was able to get a date with one of those Ursuline Academy girls!. They're so cool!
Alex: Same... I should ask one of them to HoCo
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Guy 1: Did you do that Khan Academy assignment??
Guy 2: Yeah, it was hell.
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A really great private school in Atlanta. Doesn't have the best of sports, but everyone has to opportunity to play them (and most people do.) They put on amazing plays. Pace has a good arts program. The academics are intense, which is great for college prep. And through it all, the teachers will help you.
Since it's so small, the teachers and coaches and deans know you by name and know about you. They can help you one-on-one.
Their mascot is the Pace Knight which was recently named Sir Wins-a-lot... an arguable statement.
The "big three" of the Atlanta private schools are Lovett, Pace, and Westminster. Lovett has the beautiful preps, Westminster the gorgeous jocks, and Pace the talented, hard-working, respectful, nice, smart kids.
Pace just got a football team, which has been a small controversy. Another recent controversy has been with the neighbors, but that's all cleaned up.
Pace isn't really religious. It's a running joke that no one knows what kind of prayer to say at an important assembly.
Pace isn't perfect. But it's hella close.
westminster wildcat a: RAWRR we will kill the pace academy knights on friday!!
wildcat b: yes, probably, but even though you are the best player on our small-minded school's team, you still won't be getting a sports scholarship and will end up at georgia state before moving into the same zip code where your parents live and joining a country club at age 23 and living a suffocating lifestyle. At least you'll have cool high school memories!!
knight a: I'm glad I go to a school where not everyone looks alike like other schools!
knight b: yeah, and it's better than public school because people actually study and want to do well in college, the world, and life here!!
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A co-ed preparatory school for boarding and day students in grades 9-12, located in Andover, MA.
Campus size: 500 acres
Avg SAT: 2008
Endowment size: $820 million
Yearly tuition (boarding students): $39,100
Pops: Sorry honey, tell Madison his father has to stay at the office real late. Oh, and tell Consuela she has to take him to Kumon tonight.
Mother: Well Clive, I why don't we just send the boy to Phillips Academy. I don't want to keep on making Consuela stay late. She already complained to me about his tantrums and his spoiled behaviour. I am not going let that little fucker drive her to quit- I need my personal time Clive! I need that woman!
Pops: Alright I'll call Henry and see if I can pull some strings. And check with the SSAT tutors and tell them we'll pay whatever they want to put him to the soonest slot.
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Rehab run by morons, for morons
That guy is a fucking idiot, must work at Newport Academy
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The best school in the planet. All of the girls are super pretty and the guys are intelligent and athletic. Send your kid here and they will end up like bill gates.
Whats the best school in the world?
Episcopal Academy no cap.
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