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When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
One that needs a sammie so bad they wouldn't hesitate to eat a sammie from subway.
"Is there a subway around here?" Said by a true sammie addict.
Someone who can never get away from being a gangsta in the streets, even if they made it out the hood.
“Damn, you hear J.C is still selling drugs after moving to the Calabasas!!”
“There ain’t no hope for him he’s a thug addict”
A person who loves Quarantine, and never wants Life to go back to normal/ as it was pre-March 2020
John: Hey Andrew, have you seen our Country is finally re-opening!
Andrew: What!? No!? I loved Quarantine, I never want it to end!
John: Oh Andrew, I didn't know you were a Lockdown Addict
One who watches a certain video on youtube and then spends hours wathcing what pops up in the suggestion box on the right side after each video he/she clicks on.
Jim: I was watching a youtube poop video and the suggestion box on the right kept displaying other awesome videos i just couldnt resist.
bob: you need to go to rehab i think you might have suggestion addict.
A person who is addicted to a device and gets SUPER F*CK!NG angry if you hide the device.
The constant involvement with dramatic people by allowing them to open up and getting involved in their bullshit
She listens to all of their problems with such a drama addiction!