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The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.
Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!
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Barack Obama "hello my Fellow African Americans"
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Another term for Basket Ball.
You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"
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The act of having your Partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.
This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.
Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.
" Dude I saw the Ambulance at your house last night, what happened?"
" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.
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A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.
And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!
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When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.
african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club
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A woman who believes in the ancient art of not shaving her private area... Ever.
1) Guy 1: Yo dude my girlfriend finally went down on me and her hair was longer than the Nile River!
2) Guy 2: Sorry bro, sounds like your girlfriend is an African Bush Mama.