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An Alexa is a fiery, complexity of beauty that cannot be defined in any way other than as Sirius. An Alexa is able to illuminate the darkest blackness of the space in a mind with an ease and strength that cannot be duplicated by anyone else. Her inner luminosity is a natural phenomena, and for that reason it should respected and admired, and not tinkered with. An Alexa is a giver, someone who is a natural pioneer of thought, of what could be. She is a natural lighthouse that will help to guide you towards the transcendence of whatever your dreams may be. An Alexa will help you to light up the night, and will help to tell you when the day is over. Although her eyes may be as blue as the ocean, the enthusiasm that they have for the day is as bountifully endless as the sky that we glance up to. An Alexa is a natural anima. She will help you to discover everything that you didn't realize you had but needed. Most importantly though, is that an Alexa will help you to light up the world when you can't see it for yourself.
Damn, Alexa helped me get home again last night.
the one with the fat snot.
“omg did you see alexas snot? it’s so jucy and big like my daddy-“
Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.
alexa means fuck what it is & what it isn’t 😜
alexa said “fuck what it is & what it isn’t”
A hoochie that thinks loki is better than thor, she is 95% of the time wrong and clueless.
She has brain problems she might be a alexa