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Ali essa is type of person who will befriend you just to use you, and he sucks mad dick for free and likes dick shoved far deep in his ass and gets railed on the daily by oiled up smurfs
person a: why is Ali essa going to the bathroom a lot ?
person b: didn't you know? he is giving out free gwak gwak 3000 ultra "yummy wiener yummy in my tummy" pro max limited edition there
This dude is very VERY NICE, helps you become a better person. Ali is a very intelligent guy, he has the brain of einstein but also a brain of a 1 year old kid who's been hit with a bus 57 times. He has difficulties making people stay with him because nobody understand how pure he is. He loves making friends and is very social. He's been through so much and can go through any obstacles whatsoever. He is basically an all-rounder in everything. He wants to marry a car and make smaller supras in future.
"Omg Look, that's the dude who got engaged to a car, Ali Khan!!!!!
"Ali Khan, please help me with homework, you are very good at physics"
When you’re giving him head and then when he’s cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls
I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!
A really cool person with lots of friends isn’t written by a kid named ali obviously who would do that my sig emoji is da GOAT den Dinosour btw
The Ali Kid is so kool
Ali, short for Alexandra, is the name of a very beautiful girl, who is nice to everyone but mean when it counts. Ali is the girlfriend that everyone into girls wishes they had. She is kind, smart, brave, tactful, and overall amazing with a really nice ass. Ali has the legs of a goddess and calves nice enough to make Zeus jealous and Hephaestus rethink his designs. Ali is a person so unbelievably hot that if you weren't friends with her you'd wanna be.
Person 1- Have you seen that Alexandra in our class?
Person 2- You mean that Ali (Alexandra)?
Person 1- Yeah she's so fine and I heard that she volunteers at the serving center.
Person 2- Damn, I wish I was with her or that I had an Ali like her.
He is a pro at Zombesroyale.io, and clash royale and every game in existence and has never felt a woman's touch and never will. Ali garnazo Meer. Emits an extremely loud screech capable of mentally, physically, and socially kill any type of eardrum/brain cell.
His only weaknesses are : water, oil, meat, grass, gelatin, pork, Mme Blackburn, Mme Mann, Martin, John, Luke, any female presence, mayo,wood, food, liquids, battery acid, rocks, Alex, his physical, mental and social strength, Mommy Meer, Papa Meer, Mini Meer, John John, any type of parent, and his worst weakness of all Vegetables
You are such an Ali meer !