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You'll think that she's the one, you'll be happy for 20 year and have 2 daughters of your own together. Soon later she will cheat on you and you'll be heartbroken so will your kids for a very very long time and it will be very hard to forgive her.
Guy 1: "bro she the one"
Guy2: " just watch out you don't want her to be an Allie"
Guy1: (20 years later)" you were right, she's and Allie"
Guy2: " I'm so sorry but at least you know how to look out for them now and she won't spend all of you money"
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Allie-ing occurs when your significant other hits on and subsequently dates somebody else, therefore ditching you for the other person. Said romances often start by casual and friendly texts, internet conversations, or phone conversations and progress to pain and rejection.
"Are you still going out with Tonya??" "No man, that whore has one boyfriend a week!!! When I broke up with her she was Allie-ing some bi dude."
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The biggest tweak in the multiverse. This slender being will sprint around on electromagnetic spectrums only autistic children can sense. She will make out with your best friend and she’ll run into walls at lightning velocity.
Watch out she’s kinky too- she wants to be tied to the bed and have her hair pulled. Incest is not a problem she kissed her cousin!
Don’t get her drunk. She has the ability to create a tear in reality and add or remove people’s chromosomes.
Alli Williams is a mythical beast.
Hide the Vodka, Alli Williams just showed up and I don’t want to loose my chromosomes to her!
Aal-ee Ah-ree-go:
1. A girl who loves bootybumping to the max.
2. A type of cheese.
3. A person who makes other people smile.
Example:
1. Person 1- BOOTYBUMP
Person 2- Dude, why did you just allie arrigo me!?
2. Person 1- What did you have?
Person 2- Oh i got the mac and allie arrigo.
3. Person 1- Aw, you are such an allie arrigo!
Person 2- Well, thank you!
Ally Corp is the schoolboys version of a private equity firm/hedge fund.
I heard that Bob recently opened up an Ally Corp business.
A girl who secretly likes anal, is an anal pornstar, and her name is Ally.
Jorge: that short girl on the dance team likes it bareback
Hudson: ya I know, that's why we call her anal ally
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