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This Idoit on their dorky lil nerdy stupid Ahh goofy lookin ass device asked
โAm i an Idiot?โ On urban dictionary
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Talk like a poet.
Being romantic like love songs.
Dance like King Kong.
Proudly live like the monarchy.
The way I am
certainly is not as same as Sam.
Charming and a little bit lame,
that's the way I am.
Bonus:
ยซI have a hard time visualizing what a dancing King Kong looks like ๐คฃ๐ยป
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Extreme expression of not wanting to do something.
Response to personal question that no could also be an answer to. But the answer to the question needs to be more volatile than just a simple No.
Bob: " Sam are you gay?" Sam: "Am I Fuck!"
Steve: Dave you gonna do a parachute jump with me?
Dave: Jump out of a plane with a bed sheet strapped to my back, Am I Fuck!"
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Something to scream when you are so angry but your parents/Teacher/Relatives are nearby so you can't swear. Also one of the greatest lyrics used by Metallica's James Hetfield ever.
"SON OF A BIT-.....*sigh*.....I AM THE TABLE!"
"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this!
I am the root, the progress, the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table!
I am, I am, I am, I am!
I ammmmmm!"
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The sentence women use mere moments before unleashing hell at a nearby male.
1. I am fine, Charlotte said while she slowly murdered Jacob with her eyes.
2. It's fine. "the beginning of apocalypse now 2"
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A game in which one proclaims "I am lemon!" and then strikes the lemon (or any other citrus fruit) against one's forehead until the fruit breaks and citric acid goes into your eye. Warning: Do not play this game with anything other than citrus fruits as severe concussion or charges of assault may proceed.
Dani: I just totes played 'I am Lemon'. It took 22 hits for the citric acid to enter my eye.
Brendan: You're a dumb ass. It's all about 'I am coconut'.
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