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A term for whites that is what "African-American" is to blacks. The term "European-American" will never be applied to whites due to double standards in racial equality in the United States.
A Guy: Hey! look at that black guy over there!
Another Guy: Hey! you said black guy! That's racist. They're called African Americans. Racist!
A Guy: But he mostly likely isn't from Africa! I bet he hasn't even been there, or at least met a family member who was born there! If he's called an African-American, I should be called a European-American!
Another Guy: Racist! You racist! You...! I hope you die!
Smart Guy: You're right, you should be called that. But that'd make sense, so you will never be called a European-American. You see, there are double standards when it comes to racial equality, despite a general want to attain equality. So, 'white guy,' what you see over there is an African-American. Got it?
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The politically correct term for dark skinned people of america.
I thought there were special nightclubs for the niggers.Oops sorry, I mean Jigaboo-Americans.
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A show that started in the '80s but was recently re-created. Perfect show to watch regular people get completely owned by huge bodybuilding people
*Watching American Gladiators*
Contestant: Hi, my name is Mike, and I think I can take the gladiators because of my self-determination and self-confidence.
*Gladiator beats the shit out of him in PowerBall and nearly knocks his head off in the Joust*
*Paramedics are rushed in*
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The REAL name for a Caucasian (white) American.
1: Hey look it's an American.
2: Actually he's a European American because we all know that Native Americans are the true Americans.
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The kind of cigarette you want to smoke when you have a lot of time on your hands. Was first invented by the service industry for workers. So when they put their cigarette down there was still PLENTY of it left once they got back. Plus its additive free. :D
Boss: Hey man you've been out here on break for 15 mins!!!
Worker: I still have half of my American Spirit left dude!!
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A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.
See: Retard
Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."
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this can only be used when out of the country and there must be multiple individuals present. Essentially the American Express is a tag team of men on a foreign girl who fill every orifice of her body with the man pole.
American Express doesnt need an example you get the idea
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