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National slap your tall friend day
Man: “Hey it’s April 23rd!”
Man: “Awe man!”
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National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.
Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17
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The day that the most pulchritudinous, hottest, sweetest, prettiest, coolest, smartest, most baddest bitches are born. If you know someone born on this day then get them the moon or a piece of the moon if all possible and marry them ASAP! 💚
If she was born on April 29th, you better get a ring on that bitches finger ASAP!
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A series of senior pranks pulled by high school seniors during the last school week in April. The graduating class pulls at least one prank/antic each day for the whole week.
John: Did you see the prank the seniors pulled today?
Lillie: Yeah that was so funny. Can't wait for tomorrow.
John: Yeah same. April Antics is awesome.
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International Bat Appreciation Day
Thank you bats for allowing me to stay inside all day because coronavirus. -Me on April 17
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25 april is the coolest date to be born, everyone born this date is going to be an absolut legend.
Oh damn, you see him over there. He must be born 25 april cuz he fly as hell
Oh damn, you see him over there. He must be born 25 april cuz he fly as hell
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April 2 is national cut that bitch off day/ smack that bitch day! So get ya bitch and smack that hoe
Today on April 2 i saw emma and i smacked that bitch
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