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A bad artist is someone who cannot do art good. They think their a professional artist but really they such. Most bad artists are really bad at shading.
You are bad at art, so your a bad artist
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Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.
Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ
BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.
BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know
BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
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Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.
e.g.
Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"
Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!
(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)
Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?
Liv: ...
Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"
Liv: ...
Ben: Fml....
Liv you are such a flake up artist...
An awesome pop-punk band descending from Dallas, Texas. The band consists of 5 members: Tarcy Thomason (vocals), Craig Calloway (guitar), Joe Kirkland (guitar), Joe Westbrook (drums), and Jason Dean (bass). Their tour manager is a lamb/sheep with the name of Milton Dean, which Jason forgets to bring on tour! So as a replacement, they must use their pet hippo, Jacoby. This group of guys is usually talked by 2 common females by the names of Audrey and Anyssa. You can frequently find them commenting on their myspace.
CAUTION: Artist Vs Poet may burst into random screaming!
Anyssa: Hey did you hear about that awesome band?
Audrey: Oh! Artist Vs Poet?
Anyssa: YEAH! that one! I just commented Tarcy, JoeK, Craig, JoeW, Jason, and Milton!
Audrey: OHHH ME TOO!
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Something bad artists use as an excuse or reason as to why they aren’t very good, rather than admitting they don’t practice. These people often don’t know that nearly all artists are self taught, and that having a teacher doesn’t make you an amazing artist.
Amy “Damn Chad I wish I could draw like that, but I’m a self taught artist, can you teach me?”
Chad “You’re just garbage.”
A group of artists who travel the world. In each hotel they stay in, they remove a painting on the wall and paint their own artwork behind it, then when they are finished they put the painting back on the wall so their own art work is unseen. Then, when the hotel room is redecorated, the picture is taken down and the people are shocked to find another person has painted a fabulous artwork behind it!
Other than this, little is known about the Secret Artist Society.
Person 1: I stayed in the hotel the other night and accidentally knocked a picture off the wall, and there was another painting on the wall behind it!
Person 2: It's time I let you in on a little secret... The Secret Artist Society!
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A low level con artist, does small money jobs. may move up to a Con artist in time. Rip off artists are commonly found in High schools or inner city slums.
Jack the rip off artist
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