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a superhuman of asian ethnicity.
look, it's tastuma kunimoto the asian sensation.
A term used to combat other 'pride' groups, allowing Asians to band together to preserve their status, culture, heritage and respect. Unknowingly causes the stereotyping of many Asian cultures into one generic one, ironically eliminating the point of having something like "asian pride". Members of this generic culture call themselves "azns" and forget the differences between their nationality and other Asian ones.
This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).
"got rice bitch? azn pryde 4 life"
"hahah William Hung rocks! asian pride!"
Where an Asian will not be beaten for receiving an a- or lower on a test and are not shunned upon for failing to become a doctor at the fine age of 16.
*in Asian voice
Mom: what you get on test today?
Me: I got b pwus
Mom: oh that fineee, I give you cookie now. You in Asian heaven now.
A person who takes all the Asian new kids under his/her and has a whole heap of them.
Look at Jenny she's such an Asian keeper she already has twelve of them.
The ability to tell what kind of Asian a person is eg. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc.
George-"Damn dude look at that Chinese girl in the skirt, ridiculous donk"
Stoph-"That chick is Korean idiot"
George-"How the hell do you know?"
Stoph-"Asian Sense dude, try and get some"
The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.
Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.
Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."
Asian mom is probably the strictest mom of them all. If you lost a single thing, they won't think, it's okay, I will help you find it, they will think, WHAT? YOU LOST IT? And if they are mad, they really mean it when they hit you or slap you or point you in the middle of your head, which is bad because that might destroy brain cells, which would make you more stupid, which would cause your asian mom to shout at you more and more often. So, basically, they bring on trouble by themselves. Why can't they just calmly talk and be like other moms? HUH?
M: Where's your agenda?
You: Uh. I lost it.
M: WTF you lost it? Well, you *jabs you in the head* are grounded for one year! How can you lose the most important thing in school?
When she's gone
You: Sigh, Asian Mom..