asshole

1 Your current boss
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk

Mark: Do you see that guy in the yellow shirt Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.

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asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

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Asshole

A player whom gives no f$cks except for what does him right. All his enemies eat the dust of his ways until they learn that such an asshole ain't no p$ssy. JA!

That p$ssy asshole is turnin' out to be a straight up asshole. I'd check him, but I'm too p$ssy myself. Prolly get my ass beat

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asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.

"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"

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Asshole

That guy who didn't use his turning signal.

You: Don't. No. Don't!

Them: "cuts in your lane"

You: Oh! Awesome, nice blinker asshole!

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asshole

- A noun used to describe bastards.

Noel is an asshole.

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Asshole

A boyfriend who made his very nice, beautiful, and sexy girlfriend cry for his selfish reasons

Brennen is such and asshole (girlfriend in tears)

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