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If you don’t own a cat, go buy one! It’s national cat day! Save cats from all those horrible things!
John: you don’t have a cat.
Christi:yeah, why?
John: it’s August 12th.
Christi: no-
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National dog day time to celebrate your dog
August 27 is national dog day
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A birthday of a gentle and gorgeous person, and make sure you get her something from the heart
Wow it’s August 5th I got to say happy birthday to her
It’s her day!
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National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking
Her: Hey babe come over rn
Him: Why?
Her: Because its August 17
Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms
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The day when the cutest boy was born. Cold hearted but cares for his love ones. He’s soft for his girlfriend.
“Awwh he’s cute to her”
“Yea he was born on August 29th”
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1. August 30th is the day where all the gods align and create millions of perfect children. People born before this day are flawed and people born after are flawed. August 30th is a day of perfection and serenity. Anyone born on this day is special and should be treated accordingly. Most 30 people are kind to some, ruthless in many ways, determined, happy, confused and selfless. These people are also smart and intuitive. The 30th is not too little like the 28th or 29th and it's not too much like the 31st
2.Deliverance from Imperfection
3.Day of Perfection
It's August 30th. Celebrate the day of perfection
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