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Open space is what californians call parks. It is definitely a cali term.
Cali girl: hey lets go for a walk in the open space by my house!
non-cali-person: what the fuck is an open space, you mean the park/field?
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similar to "can opener" maneuver off of the diving board, but landing directly in the ass, causing an extreme rush of water into the asshole.
While trying to show off my incredibly awesome dives, I accidently fell directly on my ass, creating an anal opener.
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Relation based on couple who can see other people.
The people into open relationship say that:
-they are more honest and successful than the people into closed ones,
-that people into closed ones are jealous of them,
-that people into closed ones are being said since they were child that open relationships are bad.
-that people into closed ones are not free minded*
Open relationships doesn't impeach:
-lies
-cross the rules
Moreover, people involved are not fully free, they are still held down by rules and the one you're in couple with.
Free minded here means that you have to follow all the ideas that free minded groups have. Closed minded means that you follow all ideas "regular" groups have.
By following, a group of idea, which group can say that they are more free than the other group?
People in "regular" relationships just think that you are in useless stuff.
Being single is the real status that you makes you really free.
A is in an open relationship with his girlfriend.
A flirts with every girl he meets and sometimes have sex whereas the rule is to not have sex.
Then he come back home and say that he just flirted with B, C, D. So, his girlfriend thank him for have not crossed any rule (whereas he did).
He actually loves to have this image of perfect prince fully dedicated with NO FLAWS and still act dirty undercover.
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an open relationship is a when two people like eachother, but you only call it a relationship when either partners legs are spread wide open like a pterodactyl's wings. otherwise theyre just regular-ass friends.
"yo bro i heard you and aaron were in an open relationship?"
"yeaah i mean we were last night!"
"whachu mean fool?"
"i mean me and aaron had relations when i tagged that ass wide open last night. hence open relatioship."
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Doing a one and one of coke. Usually refers to the first one and one or when done upon waking up.
Yo, I can't get going this morning, I can sure use me an eye opener
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(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) um, are you virgin?
girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
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A shit taken with the door open. This is done generally with close people (family, girlfriend/wife, roommates) with the intention of grossing them out.
Girlfriend: Ewww.... what are you doing !!! Close the door.
Dude: It's called an open shit. I'm letting the world see this beautiful process.
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