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A BMW made to be more affordable for the trailer trash, wanna be rich, other poor people who can't afford any series above that.
BMW Owner: I have a BMW 3 Series its !!! ME: Wow I am sure you like your entry level over produced car. Boy your special!!! Why didn't you get the 5?
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The 7 series was a great car up until it head designer Chris Bangle Bangled it up in 2002. The controversy is said to have led to the 2006 freshening, which, imo, is much better looking.
see:bangle
The LED tail lights on the BMW 7 series are pretty stylish, but not even they are enough to save the cars looks.
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the act of a beast posing next to a well respected car manufacturer.
Bro, when she said 525i, was she talking about herself? Because that's some no joke BMW Beastiality.
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A generally clingy person. They often like to stalk you and constantly text/call/social network/ you. They think that they are your best friend for life, when really you want to push them down the stairs. They are usually not attractive in any way, and think they are hot stuff.
Bob: Dude quick its a bmw!
Bill: Oh no!
Bmw: HEYYYYYY GUYSSS! *creepy smile*
Bob&Bill: uhh hi gotta go.
Bmw: AWWWH YOU GUYS ILL CALL U LATER.
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and overpriced car considering that disgusting styling! The 760 has to be the biggest rippoff ever knowing that the E55 is faster than ALL of them and is 40,000 dollars less than the 760.
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A shitty ugly car that is usually bought by people who want to brag about owning a bmw on social media
“Wow look at this guy driving his bmw e46 compact. He must think he’s actually impressing someone lmao what a joke”
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A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.
Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.
Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."
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