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Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.
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A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him
Girl 1: Hey, did you see Brandon today???
Girl 2: yeah, I like him
Brandon: WHATTTT
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A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time
Dude don't pull a Brandon and back out
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Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
That guy is totally Brandoning that married lady!
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someone who puts things in there ass that sould not go in there like bricks of cheese,broom sticks,tennis rackets,candy canes and last but not least medieval mace's
brandon
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a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.
"can you believe that?! he is such a brandon!"
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Brandon is born rotted. He is always rotted, and always be rotted.
Me: Brandon, you look rotted.
Brandon: That's just my face.
Me: You must have been born rotted.
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