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When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
Like the boneless bread it’s confusing
Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...
when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.
Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.
guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds
When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever
Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom
Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.
I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.
A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy