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A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)
Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today
Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period
After eating a bunch of yellow skittles, a male gets a blow job, and right before he cums, spits a big yellow stream right on her nose. After doing this he continues by blowing a load all over her face. This should give her the Classic yellow nose and white face of a bald eagle.
Awww dude did you see all the cum on Laura's face? She was totally given an Angry bald eagle.
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Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
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a cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever
friend: you bald ass hoe
me: thank you bitch.
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wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!
bald head island is great for rich white people
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That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.
I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!
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little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth
That little bald penis is really getting on my nerves
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