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The act of attacking or laying seige to a base without attempting to capture it. This is often done in a way that the other team cannot fight back before being killed after spawning, usually in a vehicle or sometimes with a sniper rifle from a distance. It is usually done in a deathmatch style First Person Shooter
The chopper circled over and base raped our main base, then flew off when we finally did some damage. They didn't even try to take the flag.
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An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:
1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.
Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.
Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"
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when you have sex with somebody then eat their leg
buzz lightyear went to 54th base with woody.
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First base : Kissing for at least 15minutes with toungue .TUTORIAL:grab her from the waist pull her in hold her head and kiss her on the lips , pause every few seconds and rotate your head to the other side , I’m the meantime stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around hers, let her stick her tongue in now and start sucking on it such on her lips on her young lick her face kiss her neck give her a hickey (synonyms :making out, French kiss, worm wrestle, young kiss, lip to tongue
Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry
Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head
Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis
—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Brittany-I was on a date with Jungwon last night
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut
Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE
Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day
Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
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Where all the retarded kids in my school go.
Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base
When you stick 112 oranges up your ass and shit out orange juice.
Guy 1: "I reached 112th base last night."
Guy 2: "Why are you still talking to me?"
A number system created for the convenience of there being ten fingers on two hands, but not for actual superiority in terms of a number of factors. Twelve has many more factors than your simple old ten.
"You know what, base ten sucks. Its only factors are two, five, itself, and one.