Random
Source Code

steady state bathroom

The point at which a bathroom becomes one in & one out. Can be as a result of only one available toilet but ultimately occurs when the demand for humans to release their toxins becomes greater than the supply of facilities, which causes a line to form outside the bathroom.

Dude 1: Dude, I've gotta piss like a race horse.

Dude 2: Me too bro. Let's go find a tree, this bathroom has been steady state for days.

Pedestrian Canadian: steady state bathroom, eh?

by JBaughlin May 5, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

by HardGay! October 29, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bathroom Ho/whore

well actually being a hipocryt and saying she wants her first kiss to be special. But then goes into a bathroom and locks the door knowing that there is a guy in there.

Alexa Is a bathroom Ho/whore

by Paige December 19, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


bathroom savages

my band

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Walmart bathroom party

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink

Yo my mans just Walmart bathroom party that kid

by JFKexperience75 May 25, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


public bathroom#9091

public bathroom is emo

Karla: Hey Public Bathroom are you alright?
Public Bathroom#9091: Iโ€™m emo nowโ€ฆ
Karla: oh

by oyster mod September 7, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.

by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž