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A phrase used mostly in the Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire area of Scotland meaning weed.
*in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”
Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.
I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.
A 'soft dyke' is a lesbian that is inbetween being butch and femme, so a typical soft dyke would kind of look masculine with their style but retain feminine appearance (e.g longer hair, chapstick, clear nail polish, feminine shoes, etc.).
"oh wow, check out that soft dyke"
When she thick with a little tummy but she soft thick
Damn my baby momma was soft thick. I miss that lovein
1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.
My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.
A person who is usually very dim and always asking the obvious questions. traditionally a scouse phrase, but commonly used throughout wigan and northern england.
boy: wait, what are we doing?
girl, omg we've just talked about it for the past half hour soft comic!
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