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Someone who claims to be mexican when it’s convenient for them.
That bitch Tina claims to be mexican but she doesn’t even speak spanish. She’s a part time beaner.
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some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo
that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner
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A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
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Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
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repells beaners
"over there a beaner is hopping the boarder"
"quikly use the beaner repellent"
When two Mexican are best friends and get along good
Boy 1: who are they
Boy 2: yah they look like besties
Boy 3: How do u not know that is the beaner duo of the school
Boy 1: wow there amazing
A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.
My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.
Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."