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Egh! 🤢
Hym "Belgh! I hate being known. I can feel their grubby psychic monkey tendrils on me 🤢 And NO we are not 'the universe experiencing itself subjectively' you fucking hippie. Are you experiencing Saturn? How about the black hole at the center of the Galaxy? Huh? How's that treating you? I know you experience Uranus every time you speak out of it. Differentiated souls. Idiots! I swear!"
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When a entitled woman is attracted to whatever she likes, acting like she's the queen around it and gaslighting the hell out of anyone that is against her imagination.
Guy: Don't you have any manners? I saw you sucking that guy off in the men's bathroom, I couldn't go in there!
Girl: Why were you looking at me? That's none of your business! Also, he is way better than you, loser.
Guy: Oh, so now you are pointing every fault back at me? I didn't do anything wrong here! I just wanted to go to the bathroom!
Girl: Go away
Guy: I see, you are being bitchy because you are so entitled. Not everything is about you, girl. it's also about others!
Girl: I don't care.
Guy: Well then...
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When you are known by many, yet somehow aren't famous.
"Man, I have 10,000 friends, but none of them post on my wall. Being a Klink sucks.
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“Being a mood” means to be upset,angry,furious
Violet from the Incredibles was being a mood when she found out mr.incredible had her erased from Tony’s mind
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Being borderline retarded, excessively stupid.
-why whould he do that, that is remarkably stupid?
-yeah he’s being a Marshall
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being over sensitive
nigga i miss her...man nigga u being drake
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The art of inserting ones penis into a fajita
Hey dude I just caught Jason being a Mexican in the toilets
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