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sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.

Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.

by Slippery Meat August 15, 2018


cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010


Blanket Walls

A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.

Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.

by Black6dog April 24, 2013


Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 7, 2022


Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep

Girl...u got that blanket pussy!

by bich-chan April 16, 2021


Miggs in a Blanket

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

by August 17, 2021


clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.

Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.

by Oldgreg8686 February 19, 2019