That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.
Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket
A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.
Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.
A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.
I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.
A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep
Girl...u got that blanket pussy!
Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.
That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.
Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.
Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.