Random
Source Code
Random
The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on
My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar
Dude she was so hot I got a jean boomer in the middle of class
Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation
Ok, Micro-boomer.
Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.
He meant to send us a meeting invite yesterday, but somehow boomer-goofed it and none of us got it.
When someone exhibits or demonstrate that they have the mentality of the boomer generation.
You seriously need to stop coming at me with that boomer brain, you’re too conservative and traditional for me.
A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.
Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).
Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"
*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.
Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."