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Literally the most homosexual being there is in the world. The amount of racism that is outputted by this racist monkey is insane. He hates black people but loves to be gay.
Brian Kim shot Martin Luther King JR.
Owner of Rockstar Burgers who allegedly lets and records people raping his dog and allegedly rapes women and underage girls in his restaurant.
Have you heard of Brian Rockstarr?
The man who let his girlfriend sucks his dog off?
To be completely intoxicated (drunk) from the intake of a large quantity of alcohol.
I was brian stanleyd last night
Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.
BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
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A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.
Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.
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One of the funniest guys ever. His comedy is as clean as it comes and he is hilarious.
The following are examples of Brian Reagan.
“"You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble."”
“"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"”
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One of the biggest internet sensations known to man. He is a role model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that much more ugly. His face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording to files he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. We all know they are lying because the government told them to.
1. I went to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.
2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"
Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."
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