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Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.
Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper
A car bumper with nothing on it
Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?
An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.
As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!
Forehead while getting kid to sleep
Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper
Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.
I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.
The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance
Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!