Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

Bumper

Someone who needs to be destroyed

Get the bumper before it causes harm

Wienie Bumpers

two gay lovers

look at those two guys over there. They are such wienie bumpers

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!