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business cat

A mofo who acts like he knows everything about business

This mofo thinks he is a business cat

by BusinessCat March 24, 2016


Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.

"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."

by burnard August 17, 2014


business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.

1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "

by Big Kosher King September 20, 2018


Business Douche

A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.

Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.

by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013


Business Marks

When you wanna leave a hicky but not where it will get someone in trouble at work.

"Hey, don't give me a hicky where people can see "
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"

by Octolad June 24, 2021


Business Clubsual

Word is from Guido descent
Worn in the workplace that could also be worn to the club
Attire worn to work that is inappropriate and/or ridiculous

Person #1: Wow, you can almost see her butt in that outfit. Who wears that to work!
Person #2: It must be Business Clubsual Friday!

by WGD September 17, 2012


business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.

I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations

by fritz131 June 6, 2014