ding-a-ling

Synonym for "dingbat" or "crazy person" or "nutbar". Usually used to signify someone who's crazy or incompetent, silly or dumb. "Ding-a-lings" are usually also "out to lunch." They can present an inconvenience.

He shit the sheets. He's a real ding-a-ling.

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ding dongs

Illegal drugs consumed in tablet form taken while partying in night clubs e.t.c. Ecstasy tablets.

"As if had 7 ding dongs last night....thats bad!"
"Hey lets get messed up on the ding dongs tonight!"

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Wing Ding

Wing Ding is another name for Penis,Dick,Cock,Pecker,Wood,Worm,Sausage,ect .

His Wing Ding was hard

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shin-ding

A lame office party, wine & cheese, or semi-professional get-together. The bell tolls on the gathering - "ding, dong" - and yet you must stay out of respect for the organizer/organization that sponsored the event.

"I can't wait to ditch this shin-ding. The waiters/waitresses serving the mini-hotdogs aren't even hot, and yet the Boss will kill me if I don’t talk shop with these fat-cat bankers.”

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rind a ding ding

the sound of A bell
or guys say it when a fit lass walks past

a ring a f=ding ding (dur!)

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ding a ling

Musical term used to describe the male member

I want you to play with my ding a ling................Kirsty shemale

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ding

A word used to replace your country's currency. It originated in England, replacing the word 'pounds'.

That'll be 5 ding please mate.

Can i borrow some ding?

I've only got 2 and a half ding left

(for sums less than £1) - its 0.7 ding (i.e 70p)

I've just been paid! DING DING DING!!!

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