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A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
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An airline in which all the stewardesses are naked and it is clothing optional for the passangers.
When John flys he always uses a naked airline.
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Something you don't want to walk in on if you want to keep your sanity. Wrinkly as shit. Gives you 50 years of nightmares, HIV, aids, etc.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW YOUR NAKED GRANDMA RAPING A HOMELESS GUY ON THE STREET!!! RUN AUSTIN RUN!!!
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A day when you are the only person who turns up to
work (e.g. a public holiday, graveyard shift, or similar),
and no one else is going to be around, so you decide that
it's safe to declare the whole day clothing-optional.
Can be done for reasons of heat, humidity, & comfort;
or out of sheer apathy.
Embarrassment through discovery optional, not necessary.
The Nick Earls Novel "Zigzag Street" has its lead character
at work one day, working late. The air-conditioning is off,
the building is stuffy. Richard decides that, in addition,
to giving himself a Naked Day. And to dance around the
office, whilst in the buff.
He is discovered.
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A tradition on the popular picture sharing site Dailybooth where the owner of the account takes a picture, while naked, usually without revealing anything. This is practiced by several "Boothers" and is not done as a sexual thing.
You going to be part of Naked Friday on Dailybooth this week?
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After a one night stand you pretend to fall asleep naked, and when the other person gets up to use the bathroom spread out arms and legs wide over the whole bed, perhaps sunny side up, and pretend you can't be woken so they leave without awkward pleasantries.
"I was tired and he snored so when he got up to pee I totally naked starfished."
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Where everyone goes to there prom naked. Only the most liberal high schools have it. Also I think there are some naked proms in Holland and in nudest colonys.
No need to buy a prom dress ect.
Where having a naked prom.
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