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'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.
**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.
When a middle aged woman who should know better starts screwing around with a married man.
Bethany is a real cod pocket for messing around with a married man.
Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.
A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.
Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.
Joseph: *turns into cod monster*
The biggest pile of shit you will will ever see. It is so garbage that even the cookie monster will loose his appetite and stop eating cookies whenever he hears COD Vanguard. And whenever he hears COD Vanguard Zombies, Mr Cookie Monster would throw all of his consumed cookies from his past into the bin.
"Bro, your breath stinks more than COD Vanguard."
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".
The act of crying like a fucking baby for days and days and days because you lost a game of Call of Duty and can not just accept it and move on with your fucking life.
You get quick scoped in Call of Duty so you go into cod-enial and send that person a message bitching and crying
The furry cup
I about boked when I got down to her cod trench, fucking minging man!