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The artery through which southern California suct northern California dry.
When California empties the California Aquesuct for maintenance, people wade in and catch fish by hand. Now the fish are dead in both ends of the state.
Chippie the disoriented sea lion swam up the California Aquesuct almost to Los Banos.
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A girl from the Golden State. Not necessarily blonde, super tan, or rich. Contrary to popular opinion (or at least the opinion shared by many insecure, whiny chicks who aren't fortunate enough to be from this culturally and economically diverse state), we don't all think we're better than everyone. Truth be told, the average California girl is a lot more confident than most females. I think a little bit of that comes from being portrayed by the media as, basically, the sexiest women on Earth. If the rest of the world thinks we're so awesome, there must be at least a little truth to that, right? Like all women, every California girl is beautiful in her own way. And no, we're not all super ditzy! Hahah.
Guy: Oh, so you're a California girl? You seem really smart, though...
Chick: I'm from California, and I'm smart. Those qualities are in no way related.
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The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
Fuck California and all of its lies.
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Song created by the eagles about their drug rehabiltation
Hotel california was a great song
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a wee wittle town in southern california where, according to google, there is nothing to do there except "travel." while "traveling" there you can go to a lovely theatre or one of the 2 panda expresses, or one of the many starbucks, or the bowling alley, or you can ride the Sprinter to another town.
Vista California travel
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Sitting around doing nothing but smoking weed for very long periods of time.
Mike:Hey wher's Bill, i haven't seen him at work since last tuuesday.
Bob: He quit his job.
Mike?Really, whats he doing now?
Bob: Going to California
Mike:oooooh
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When entering a highway or freeway, when you don't merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that Moses will part the traffic for you so you don't end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat-ass Hummers. So named because the sheeple in California, too oblivious to reality to actually take the initiative and merge when there's an opening *before* the lane ends, are particuarly fond of this traffic maneuver.
"Look at me, I'm following the solid white line onto the highway because I suck at life."
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